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Love Is So Cruel [Jun. 22nd, 2005|02:29 pm]
[mood | depressed]
[music |Aerosmith]

My heart is sinking into my stomach and coming up my throat....
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I Hate Your Face! [May. 21st, 2005|02:09 pm]
[mood | chipper]
[music |Lesbian Seagel - Beavis and Butthead Do America]

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name:jeffo
Birthday:1/12/87
Birthplace:tacoma
Current Location:tacoma
Eye Color:blue
Hair Color:blonde
Height:5"11
Right Handed or Left Handed:right
Your Heritage:eskimo, swedish, scottish, irish, french, british, norwegian, german
The Shoes You Wore Today:my thrash it up shoes
Your Weakness:dunno
Your Fears:deep water
Your Perfect Pizza:meat lovers stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:go see judas priest, billy idol, motley crue, iron maiden, and the rolling stones
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger:oh yeah
Thoughts First Waking Up:FUCK! i woke up
Your Best Physical Feature:everything
Your Bedtime:whenever i feel like goin to sleep
Your Most Missed Memory:dunno
Pepsi or Coke:bud light
MacDonalds or Burger King:wendy's
Single or Group Dates:single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla:chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee:coffee
Do you Smoke:hells yeah
Do you Swear:why the fuck would i fuckin swear
Do you Sing:to iron maiden
Do you Shower Daily:every other
Have you Been in Love:i currently am
Do you want to go to College:maybe
Do you want to get Married:are you asking me?
Do you belive in yourself:yeup
Do you get Motion Sickness:nope
Do you think you are Attractive:fuck yeah
Are you a Health Freak:fuck no
Do you get along with your Parents:not really
Do you like Thunderstorms:shits yeah
Do you play an Instrument:drums and guitar bitches
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:you obviously don't know me
In the past month have you Smoked:like 5 minutes ago
In the past month have you been on Drugs:nope, i stay away from that shit
In the past month have you gone on a Date:yeup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:i think so
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:no way
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:yeah way
In the past month have you been on Stage:not in the past month
In the past month have you been Dumped:nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:nope
Ever been Drunk:.....
Ever been called a Tease:not that i know of
Ever been Beaten up:hell no! you can't handle deez nuts!
Ever Shoplifted:only from value village
How do you want to Die:i'm immortal
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:exactly what i am right now except with money
What country would you most like to Visit:scotland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color:geen i think
Favourite Hair Color:reddish blonde
Short or Long Hair:in between
Height:shorter than me
Weight:way less than me
Best Clothing Style:anything but nu metal or gothic
Number of Drugs I have taken:only one
Number of CDs I own:like 80
Number of Piercings:4
Number of Tattoos:1 so far
Number of things in my Past I Regret:many

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
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I Feel Complete [May. 18th, 2005|07:53 pm]
[mood | cheerful]
[music |Micheal Jackson]

so me and jissikuh have been together for 3 months now... and its fucking awesome!!! i love her with absolutely all of my heart! she's so fun to be with and hang out with! i'm so happy to be with her! i dunno what i would do with out her. jissikuh, you mean everything to me. i want to be with you forever. you make me so happy. your so special to me. i couldn't ask for anything better. i can't even begin to descibe my feelings for you. theres no way i can explain in words how much you mean to me. i'm sorry if have ever made you upset or made you angry cuz of something i said or something i did. i want you to always be happy.


I LOVE YOU JISSIKUH!!!!!!!!!!
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..... [May. 15th, 2005|12:35 pm]
[mood | bored]
[music |White Zombie]

We all go down for the sacrificial moment
Crucifixion nails stain the bed of the holy.
Space thing blues diamond studded - sugar coated
Well, I am hell a miracle overloading!

We all go down for the God of the moment
Super demon seed running wild and below and
Head trip news turn a trick to the flow and
Sugarland Express what you know and

Get inside get in there
Evil in your eyes baby I don't care
Get inside get in there
See the flesh falling everywhere

We all go down for a piece of the moment
Watch another burn to the death to the core
And the road-show thrills pack the freaks and the phonies
Sing: now is now, yeah! All I ever wanted!
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HAHA. Foolish Americans (Part 2) [Mar. 5th, 2005|02:46 pm]
[mood | excited]
[music |Judas Priest]

HAH!!! I get my license back next week fuckers!! And all charges are being dropped for the MIC!! HA! Stupid law enforcement fucks! Alright so... i had youth court back in november right, and my sentencing was supposed to be december 20th. But, but, but... their funding got cut a week before my sentencing.. so my case was sent to juvenille court and some people were supposed to call me and send me some shit in the mail and shit... So i had juve court in february and got my license taken away and was supposed to go watch some stupid ass video about a bunch of drunk fucks gettin in car accidents and badly injured cuz they were driving drunk and blah blah blah..... but anyways, i turned 18 before i had court and therefore i was no longer a juvenille.. and since i was arrested when i was 17... i was supposed to be convicted before i became an adult for some reason, don't know why, but hey.. i ain't fucking complaining. So these motherfucks looked into it, after i had court, and said... "ah fuck, our dumbasses fucked up". So they called me back and let me know what the deal was and i was TOTALLY psyched... cuz, ya know, i get my license back and stuff.

SO HAH!!! I GET MY LICENSE BACK BITHCES!! I guess you can call that beating the system, even though i didn't do shit, but HEY... call it whatever the fuck you want.
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Mondo Brooo!!! [Feb. 24th, 2005|09:38 pm]
[mood | excited]
[music |The Police]

So yeah. i got a new girlfriend! And she's the most awesomeist, coolest, funnest girl i've ever been with! And her name is Jissikuh. I think thats how its spelled. but yeah, its pretty sweet. No, actually. Its pretty Fucking sweet. Yeah dude


I think i finally got a new jobby. at least i think i do. At pets and pals bitches! that would be fuckin rad. gotta second interview tomorrow.

The only thing that sucks right now.... is that I LOST MY FUCKING LICENSE!!! FUCK! God fucking dammit. that MIC i got finally caught up with me and i had court yesterday and they Fucking Took It! Dammit. It fuckin sucks not bein able to drive!!!
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I... Am Stab Man! [Feb. 15th, 2005|12:24 pm]
[mood | excited]
[music |Green Day]

HAHA! Now this is Ri-God Damn-Diculous!.... I'll bet its true though.



What do people really think about you?
by Raven319
Name
Age
favorite song
Parents thinkYou're lazy
Strangers thinkYou have bigger boobs than Pam
Friends thinkYou're a slut
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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What Seems To Be Your Boggle? [Feb. 12th, 2005|01:09 am]
[mood | restless]
[music |The Sound Of Terrible Screams and Horrifying Cries]

Ok... This kinda scares me cuz it sounds like something that i would do......


Your Suicide.. by Konstantine
Your Name/Username
Favorite Number?
Favorite Color?
Gender?
How will you commit suicide?Pills + Alcohol (fun!)
How many tries will it take?9
When will you commit suicide?August 25, 2034
What will your suicide note say?This broken heart will never mend, so never shall I breathe again
Quiz created with MemeGen!



-But not on purpose.
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I'll Bet [Feb. 12th, 2005|01:03 am]
[mood | anxious]
[music |Zelda Theme Song]

At your ten year high school reunion... by robbiewriter
Your school name
Your name
Your job will beLawyer
You will be worth$800,757
Everyone will think youare really hot
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Twist Of Cain [Feb. 4th, 2005|12:48 am]
[mood |accomplished]
[music |Motorhead]

Wow! I haven't been drunk in 5 days. that may not sound like much to you but... that pretty carzy for me. I am actually quite proud of myself. although i will be drinking this weekend cuz i'll be hanging out with adam. and i only get to hang out with that motherfucker like once a week cuz he got kicked out if his house and now he's living with his grnadma in east tacoma... and it fucking sucks. so yeah. i think i'm doin pretty good on the cutting back of drinking.
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This Oughta Be Funny [Feb. 3rd, 2005|01:30 am]
[mood | tired]
[music |The Police]

Fill this out, post it as a comment, and so on.

1. Who are you?
2. Are we friends?
3. When and how did we meet?
4. How have I affected you?
5. What do you think of me?
6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?
7. How long do you think we will be friends?
8. Do you love me?
9. Do you have a crush on me?
10. Would you kiss me?
11. Would you hug me?
12. Physically, what stands out?
13. Emotionally, what stands out?
14. Do you wish I was cooler?
15. On a scale of 1-10, how hot am I?
16. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it.
17. Am I loveable?
18. How long have you known me?
19. Describe me in one word.
20. What was your first impression?
21. Do you still think that way about me now?
22. What do you think my weakness is?
23. Do you think I'll get married?
24. What makes me happy?
25. What makes me sad?
26. What reminds you of me?
27. If you could give me anything what would it be?
29. How well do you know me?
29. When's the last time you saw me?
30. Ever wanted to tell me something but couldn't?
31. Do you think I could kill someone?
32. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal and see what I say about you?
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Heartache Every Moment [Feb. 3rd, 2005|12:00 am]
[mood | depressed]
[music |Queen]

You don't know how good you've got it until you lose it.



The cheated become the cheaters....
i've been cheated and now i've become the cheater.
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You Can't Always Get What You Want [Jan. 19th, 2005|11:38 am]
[mood | stressed]
[music |Violent Femmes]

ALRIGHT! WHOOOO!!! piece of shit jeffo is at it again!! i just lost the greatest thing going on in my life... why? because i'm a fucking dumb fuck who drinks too much god damn alcohol! yes, i cheated on my girlfriend and i didn't tell her like the fucking idiot i am and i'm sure she'll probly never ever forgive me for it.. so.. yeah.. way to go jeffo... wait, not only that, but, now she's even more pissed at me cuz i didn't tell her about the part where the other girl put her hand down my pants.. i don't mean to make excuses but, like i said before, i was smashed as fuck that night and so that night is just a little bit blurry to me.. i didn't remember about it until she told me... so once again.... way to go jeffo.

I wonder, at what point in my life did i decide to become a piece of shit from then on......

Christina.. you're a really awesome girl.. you deserve a lot better... if you ever decide to forgive me, that would be fucking amazing.




p.s. 18 in 5 days bitches...
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Subject? Not Really. [Jan. 3rd, 2005|01:43 pm]
[mood | blah]
[music |Thriller - Micheal Jackson]

So New Years day was the most hungover i've been in a while... i didn't get up until about 2 o'clock... then i went over to christina's house and plopped down on her couch and didn't move for about six hours..haha.. me and christina pretty much just sat there and watched her wierd ass cousins scurry about. and i think i'm gonna finally try to quit smoking. i was gonna have that be my new years resolution but i ended up having a smoke the that night, but, whatever.. its kinda funny that when i was at christina's i didn't even think about cigarettes.. strange... so i've decided to cut back a lot and start smoking lights... that should make it easier instead of abruptedly quitting. Man, it sucks that my girlfriend is grounded for a month.. but she'll be off grounded before my birthday so thats pretty sweet... and i'm gonna be 18.. so that'll be pretty sweet... and i'm getting a tattoo for my birthday.. so thats pretty god damn sweet.... and yeah.
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Thats Ri-God Damn-Diculous! [Dec. 12th, 2004|11:25 pm]
[mood | blah]
[music |Anthrax]


What Napoleon Dynamite Phrase Are You?
Name
DOB
Date
Pick One
Your Phrase Tina, come get some ham
Napoleonness - 91%
Will You Ever Be As Cool As Napoleon?? (8) - As I see it, yes. - (8)
This fun quiz by pimpinit772 - Taken 47037 Times.
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New - Kwiz.Biz Astrology and Horoscopes

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blah blah blah [Dec. 11th, 2004|11:24 pm]
[mood | drunk]
[music |The Doors]



You Are From the Sun



Of all your friends, you're the shining star.
You're dramatic - loving attention and the spotlight.
You're a totally entertainer and the life of the party.
Watch out! The Sun can be stubborn, demanding, and flirty.
Overall, you're a great leader and great friend. The very best!


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Hells Yeah [Dec. 6th, 2004|12:22 pm]
[mood | amused]
[music |The Misfits]

Your Superhero Persona
by couplandesque
Your Name
Superhero NameMullet Man
Super PowerAbility To Fly
EnemyHipsters
Mode Of TransportationSkateboard
WeaponFrying Pan
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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Yeah Dude [Dec. 2nd, 2004|12:42 pm]
[mood | sick]
[music |Iron Maiden]

God damn i fucking hate bein sick.... i just got over bein sick like 3 days ago and here i am now, sicker than before, and it fuckin sucks.... oh yeah, and me and christina woodmark are goin out now.. its pretty awesome.. yeah dude.
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Political Bitches [Nov. 17th, 2004|09:20 pm]
[mood | annoyed]
[music |Van Halen]

It doesn't surprise me that america is infested by fundamentalist-church-going, gun-hugging, gay-bashing, anti-choice bush voters. It's kinda funny that john kerry got 61% of the urban vote. The bigger the city, the higher kerry's percentage. So kerry should've been president because he got most of the big city percentage and cities are the economic engines that power this country. God Dammit I Fuckin Hate Rednecks!
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This Sounds Just About Right [Nov. 16th, 2004|05:16 pm]
[mood | sick]
[music |Guns 'N Roses]

How long would you last in a zombie movie by zombi357
Username
Weapon of choice
Friend who turned that you had to killroxizzle
Chance you will survive: 82%
Quiz created with MemeGen!
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